is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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