I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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