Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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