Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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