In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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