butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We have started to decorate penises.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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