Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
NoShamevember. You game?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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