Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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