so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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