like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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