Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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