I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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