she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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