can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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