if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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