yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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