Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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