420 ftw
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
