I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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