these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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