What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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