from now on my penis is your penis
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
