Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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