I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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