I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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