I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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