It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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