At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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