Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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