At least make sure they are 18
Why
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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