i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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