so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Couch. On fire.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The ass gains better be worth it
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