big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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