I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
