A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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