Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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