You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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