You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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