Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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