White coat. Heels.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i would one night stand the shit outta him
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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