she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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