biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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