don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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