I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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