I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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