There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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