You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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