Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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