even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
be right there i have to get my cape
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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