She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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